Thursday, June 01, 2006

How to shave like a man!

Start with two hairy-ass legs.
and a razor with lots of extra blades.
Have at it for about 1/2 hr with wife looking on and laughing at your elementary technique. Remember, short strokes and rinse the razor often.
Half way there. I thought about leaving it like this just for the wtf??? factor.
Check to be sure that you're getting shaving cream on the walls OUTSIDE of the tub. Check.

The finished product. Sexy huh?

Last but not least, be sure to leave a nasty, hairy mess in the tub for wifey to discover.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

That was hilarous. I hope you were trying to be funny otherwise... well... still its funny. Cool blog by the way.

rick is! said...

I'm not sure I'm capable of being serious about anything. Ask my wife and my boss for that matter.

rick is! said...

dude, if i had electric clippers I would but we don't have none of that lectricity stuff up in these here parts.

Jason said...

Nothing like a good trim job. Andrew's rocking Teddy shorts? Eeewww

One word: Schick Quattro Razor for Women

Smooth like buttah. This post was a classic. Some of your best work. You wait till I get the Big-"V"!! Censors be damned!

later.

j