Thursday, June 01, 2006

How to shave like a man!

Start with two hairy-ass legs.
and a razor with lots of extra blades.
Have at it for about 1/2 hr with wife looking on and laughing at your elementary technique. Remember, short strokes and rinse the razor often.
Half way there. I thought about leaving it like this just for the wtf??? factor.
Check to be sure that you're getting shaving cream on the walls OUTSIDE of the tub. Check.

The finished product. Sexy huh?

Last but not least, be sure to leave a nasty, hairy mess in the tub for wifey to discover.


WhatIGotSoFar said...

That was hilarous. I hope you were trying to be funny otherwise... well... still its funny. Cool blog by the way.

rick said...

I'm not sure I'm capable of being serious about anything. Ask my wife and my boss for that matter.

Matt DeMeis said...

Dude, you need to use the electric clippers first. Save yourself some time and blades. Clipper down the sasquatch, then the shave up is a breeze. BIGGITY BAM!! And then you won't have to wipe up that rediculous tub-monkey. ick. :D

rick said...

dude, if i had electric clippers I would but we don't have none of that lectricity stuff up in these here parts.

tizzom said...

hilarious man. I shaved mine for the first time ever yesterday. it's a pretty wierd experience. After my first long pass with the buzzer from ankle to *** i though briefly about making some racing stripes. that was right before i realized that there was no going back. only problem was knowing when to stop so i didn't wind up with a set of teddy bear shorts like andrew freye's got.

Jason said...

Nothing like a good trim job. Andrew's rocking Teddy shorts? Eeewww

One word: Schick Quattro Razor for Women

Smooth like buttah. This post was a classic. Some of your best work. You wait till I get the Big-"V"!! Censors be damned!