Proof!
Came outside the other day to find trash strewn all over the place. What could have caused this? We were BAFFLED until B busted out the fingerprint dusting kit (aka frost) and discovered the hand print above. F-ing raccoons.
Ever hear the term, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? Well, it's not exactly the same thing but in the Nelson household, the turd doesn't fall far from the horses ass. As we all know, I'm a bit of an attention whore and will do just about anything for blog fodder (until one of my clients sees this crap and then I'm D-O-N-E). I've also single handedly made pointing a camera at yourself an art form. B has never read my blog or gone riding with me but, somehow, I've handed the horses ass gene down anyway. Observe:
You've got to admit, that is undoubtedly the best song you've ever heard about three quarters.
3 comments:
Raccoon paw print....awwww, cutest proof print ever....how big are they? Looks like a sizeable paw print. Ok. Bad cute masked fur creature messin in bins but awww.
Oh, classic: *..the turd doesn't fall far from the horses ass..*...Like! Between you and Jason - Soiled Chamois, I get some awesome new fodder word material to road test!
Miff '-)
I've never actually seen the raccoons around here but judging by the paw print, they are sizeable.
We had a big ass one (most likely rabid) come into the backyard and try to get into our grill as it was flaming up some burgers last summer. Sticking my head out the door and screaming "get the f*ck away from my burgers you flea bitten piece of fallen turd!!!" seemed to do the trick.
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