Friday, February 04, 2011

Win a Date With Racin Rick

You heard that right folks.  All of your wildest dreams can come true (if you dream about mediocre conversation and uncomfortable innuendo that is).  How and why you ask?  Well, let's start with the why.  The EFTA series banquet is happening this Saturday (yep, tomorrow) and I pre-paid for two (myself and Marcy) to go.  Unfortunately, Marcy has come down with a nasty respiratory infection (funny, I can not go to any of her stuff all year long yet the very first of my 20-30 events this year and she's conveniently sick.  highly suspect me thinks) and won't be able to make it.  That leaves me with a highly coveted and unclaimed And 1 valued at almost $24 for tomorrow's banquet.  If the thought of several thrilling hours in a car with me and a free meal aren't enough to get you moist in the loins, let me tell you more about the banquet.  There will be cocktails galore, a tryke race, and, um, other stuff.  Or so I hear.  Oh, and did I mention, the banquet is located in historic and fabulous Milford New Hampster?  I can't believe I almost forgot that!

who wouldn't want some of this?

So, right about now you're probably asking yourself what you, a lowly plebe, must do to nab yourself such a coveted and otherwise unattainable treat?  Well, it's simple really.  Wow me.  Leave me a thrilling comment below and then shoot me an e-mail at chiddong -at- hotmail.com with your contact info.  Given the massive traffic this blog receives, I expect you'll need to turn your effort up to 11 in order to snag the spot (or just leave a "how about me?" comment when I inevitably only get one response).  And, in case you're worried that during the trip I'll expect something in return for the lavish treatment you'll receive (did you know I have heat AND a radio in my car???), you need not worry.  I'll expect no sexual favors.  Unless I get drunk and then all bets are off...

See the end of the post for the actual boring details.


So act now and secure yourself an evening you'll not soon forget (even if you want to).  You have until the end of the business day today (or later if I forget) to give it your all and, if this isn't a massive failure, I'll be contacting the lucky winner this evening.

Good luck.

Now the boring stuff.  The banquet is at 5:30 in Milford NH which has me leaving Edgecomb at 2:30-ish in order to get there roughly on time.  I'll meet you somewhere en-route at a pre-determined location.  We'll yuk it up until 9-10 (or whenever the party stops) and then head on home.  Sounds fun huh?


10 comments:

rick is! said...

come on people! I've got one offer coming in that I know of. kick it up a notch!

Marcy said...

Everyone is frightened by your desperation babe.

rick is! said...

desperation or inspiration? think about it. or don't. it's better if you don't.

Ello said...

My Boyfriend, Alex, has a terrible yet highly unrecognized problem. Being 5'11, skinny, a ukulele player and a skinny jean activist, Alex is a likely target of the disease Awkwardness... There is not a found cure for this chronic disease, however it is said that awkwardness can be decreased by association with people that are normal and exciting. When I heard that I was attending the EFTA banquet, I smiled. I want so badly to help my dearest Alex, and I knew that all people that ride EFTA races are Normal (except for Maz) and are exciting.
I want Alex to get a glimpse of what life is on the more normal side. Please. Help me give Alex something that he has yet to experience in his 17 years: normalness.

Love, Ellen.

rick is! said...

that'll do ello,that'll do.

rick is! said...
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Miff said...

Um ...so....thats what winter does to ya hey.....hiberhairnation. I'm with Marcy...I'd have an 'insert' infection too.... have fun.... Miff

Alby King said...

Ello, I think you may have earned a follower with absolutely nothing in your blog. Good show.

the original big ring said...

no .... thank .....you

Anonymous said...

You know maybe if you didn't start off looking like a more crazed person than Gergory House and finish off looking like a late 70's early 80's porn start you might have faired better