When it itches to pee

Poison ivy sucks donkey nuts!  I noticed a bit surrounding the race course this weekend but was careful not to touch any but guess what?  That’s right, for the last couple of days my legs and ankles have been sprouting itchy little bumps.  Excellent!  I swear, the next promoter who makes a course in the middle of a poison ivy patch is going to get a wad of it shoved up his cornhole.  Damn, I hate being allergic to this shit.  I think this is the fifth or sixth outbreak I’ve had just this summer.  Sure makes the days fly by.