Friday, June 25, 2010

Runnin' Runnin' Runnin'

If you've been reading the blog for long, you know that I L-O-V-E to post self pics of myself because if I didn't post pictures of myself on the internet, nobody else would and then, how could I google image myself? Actually, if you google image "rick nelson" you're only going to see images of a much more handsome and much, much more deader singer from the 50's. I post enough photos of myself that I'm forced to make fun of me. Basically so that other people won't pick on me and hurt my feelings. Thankfully, my brother has no qualms with making me write sad entries in my diary while I brush tears from my eyes while listening to that dreamy Justin Bieber and posted an homage to me on his facebook page.  Too bad for him he's a chubbier, much less handsome-er version of me even if he did go out and buy the same sunglasses that I have

Ok, cut to the chase.  I haven't posted a self pic of myself for a while so as I was heading out for a run the other morning I grabbed the camera and tried to take some good shots while I ran.  Take it from me, taking (good) photos of yourself while riding is tough, taking (even bad) photos of yourself while running is extremely hard.

I got a bunch of tree shots, a couple of extreme close-ups of my shorts, a sweet nostril shot and then this:
Not the most exciting pic in the world.  So being that a blog is all about vanity (and trying to score free shit) I actually self posed for this pic:
Almost the same but it makes it look like I've got actual musk-els down there.  Then I tried to get some head shots.  Most were total and utter crap but I did land this bad boy and the one at the title.

Towards the end of the run I was getting all hot and sweaty so I shed the shirt and decided to take a few more pics. Let me tell you, you haven't seen shockingly white skin until you see these pics. Holy crap, I'd scare albino bunnies in that state. Sadly, while I don't have much of an appropriateness filter, I do have one and the warning alarms (and douche chills) were blaring so you won't see them but here's a little taste. I call it nipple pubes and pit hair.


Yeti Ken said...

Oh man, not the Nipple!

Miff said...

You have skills.
Take photos while running.
Take clothes off while running.
Take photos of unclothed body while running.

Seinfeld 'the nip', lets hope this doesn't end up on a Xmas card!